Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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