therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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