well you can't waste a boner
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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