i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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