I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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