shes about as inviting as chlamydia
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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