I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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