absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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