so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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