Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
