I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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