they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
