I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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