Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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