god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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