He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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