Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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