Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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