Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
