im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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