What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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