hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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