worst night to have a conscience
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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