what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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