You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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