so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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