I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
