David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
