after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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