scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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