He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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