yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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