u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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