No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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