is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
