People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Randomize
