I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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