I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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