Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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