Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
