hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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