Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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