do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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