he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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