its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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