addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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