I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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