I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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