Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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