I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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